@lockedonsports John Wall missed his 22nd game of the season last night, same as John Stockton missed in his career (1984-2003.)

@joshdickey My kid's pre-K classmates include a Jayden, an Aiden and a Caden. He also has a cousin Brayden. #shityounot

@kagrox Humerus!

@variety_jld But it's "buns" backwards, dude! Come on!

@timcast I'm not from Texas, but where do I sign?

@gerryduggan but he is married to typos.

@drewmagary That gate agent at Dulles wasn't kidding: http://t.co/hXEQOoa2

If there was a bag of dogshit dangling in the vending machine I'd probably shake it loose and eat it. #FritosThereForTheTaking

@joshdickey He was so high. RT JoshDickey Kevin Nealon just pulled into our parking lot, looked confused, and pulled out. #Weedsisreal

@joshdickey rejoice, Dickey: RT: @pitchforkmedia: Arcade Fire's Win Butler says "I can't see myself doing this 10 years from now."