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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    Gift @mattytalks Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    Why are they called territorial disputes and not ground beef

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    Girl are you a University of Phoenix degree because I'm pursuing you online and from my couch

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    My mom found out that I was smoking the weed and she told me to "pack my bags" LOL it's called a bowl mom and it's already packed

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    Thanks to Obamacare my son has been formally diagnosed as a gamer and we can finally afford the Mountain Dew he needs to stay alive

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    Actually Jennifer, diamonds are a girls best friend, so technically I slept with your second best friend

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    RT @boring_as_heck: Damn girl, is your dad an astronaut? Because I'd like to meet him. Please let me meet your astronaut dad.

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    Twitter isn't about followers you guys it's about retreating so deeply into your web persona that you alienate everyone who ever loved you

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    Tyler the Creator changes his name to Tyler the Job Creator and is instantly #2 in the republican polls until they realize that he is black

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    I love libertarianism because it combines the "don't tell me what to do" attitude of a teen with economic understanding of a child

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    I couldn't bring myself to kill my own turkey so I put baggy pants and a hoodie on one and a cop shot it for me

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    I've got to say this John Wilkes Photo Booth takes amazing Headshots

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    Horton Hears Voices but doesn't have access to affordable mental healthcare so he will likely end up committing a violent crime #SadDrSeuss

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    I just met you/And this is Swayze/But there's a corner/It's not for Baby

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    Girl did it hurt when you fell from heaven? No, cool. Then let's talk about who's going to pay for my fucking roof

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    What idiot called them funerals instead of Tragic:The Gathering

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    A very busty woman whispers to me "I want you to tell me if these look real" my eyes widen, then she takes out pictures of the moon landing

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    Do you guys want me to do a psychic trick for you? Think of something,think really hard don't tell me what it is.Ok Ready? I Fucking Hate it

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    If you don't have empathy then discretion is a good alternative

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  • mattytalks
      retired bro @mattytalks

    #SignsSheWantsTheD she did the bare minimum required to pass but her paper lacked creativity and original ideas

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