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You start deleting emails and you realize everything belongs in the Trash. Everything is Trash, even you, especially you maybe
If you're really hot you can express any horrible opinion with impunity. My goal weight is telling everyone that the Jews did 9/11
Food is disgusting. You literally cover dead plants and animals with spit from your mouth and turn them into shit. You all disgust me.
I call Bullshit. Bullshit doesn't answer. Bullshit texts me to say he's in a meeting. He doesn't even have a job. Typical Bullshit.
#gamesfemalesplay give birth to everyone on Earth
Teach a man to fish + he'll fish for a day. Teach a girl to fish for compliments by reinforcing the idea that her only value is in her looks
American history books always get this wrong, but Marie Antoinette actually said, "Let them eat dick. Why don't they eat, like, ten dicks."
fuckin hipsters with their tight jeans and their stupid sexy beards and their perfect cocks all pressed up against their thighs. dumb idiots
The World's Oldest Teen turns 20 at midnight.
Rupert Murdoch hates Google, types "where is clitoris" on oldtimey typewriter
"You start being a person as soon as the sperm hits the egg and you stop being a person as soon as you turn gay." -- Conservatives
*swoops into the conversation* I see that you observed something awful in this world, but did you know that youre wrong? Hi, I'm a white man
"Jack Dorsey has a mondo dick and is very virile. He's short and he invented Twitter." -- if magazines wrote about men as they do women
Can't believe it's been 2011 years since God shazzamed a lightning baby into the Virgin Mary and she birthed it onto a pile of sheep turds
THIS IS MY FLOOR ROUTINE *collapses, shitfaced, in a leotard*
I'm a little #tcot short and stout. Here is my poor HANDLE on reality here is where I SPOUT virulent anti-choice garbage.
legalize gay marriageuana
#HowToGetOffThePhone cradle The Phone's balls, work the shaft
Is it Worf it? Lemme Worf it. Put my brow ridge down flip it and reverse it
look at these idiots buying pumpkin spice dildos cause it's fall. just put a real pumplom up there