Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'm definitely the funniest person in my yoga class.
Final Draft would like to replace "non-threatening" with "mouth-watering." I think I'd rather read whatever script my computer wants to type
Thank you IMDb for alerting me that Dakota Fanning is now 18 and that I am both an old man and supremely creepy.
Walking out of my house this morning I ran into a neighbor i didn't know. He's a Vassar alum who is also named Max. #weird #imnotspecial
Why do I always seem to think that stomach issues will be solved by eating more?
So I guess my twitter feed now solely exists to make me sad I'm not at comic-con.
WHY DO I CONTINUE TO READ THE COMMENTS SECTION ON POLITICAL BLOGS?!? It's like I am secretly yearning to waste my time and hate humanity.
Someone is playing noir style jazz while rain patters down outside. I feel like I should be wearing a fedora and tweeting on a typewriter.
There's an '87 White Bronco for sale on the street for $8500. I think the seller is overestimating the retarded oil-baron OJ fan contingent.
No, not THAT Max Perry. Wait, what?! There isn't a known one? Oh. In that case, yes, THAT Max Perry.