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A beautiful man with no integrity is not a beautiful man.
I wanna get dry hump wasted.
omg i feel like someone has hit me above the eyes with an iron skillet. my god it hurts.
If you have feelings for her right now, don't give another guy a chance to get to know her the way you did. You are never her only option.
If some1 brought more sadness into my life than joy last year, it's safe 2 assume they're not invited 2 the party that is my life this year.
There isn't ever room for suspicions in a good relationship of any kind. Either trust someone, or don't.
Does a "bruised" throat feel the same as a sore throat from a common cold? Asking for a friend.
“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
Just passed my neighbor in the hallway—she just ran 9 miles. I'm going out to drink beer.
Dropout: A person who gets close to you (especially in a romantic or intimate way) then disappears without a goodbye or any explanation.
People are so quick to give their unsolicited advice. Put the gun down. Don't shoot yourself in the face. Blah blah blah…