it's the future and everyone is a genderless queer furry programmer

"I don't discriminate I hate everyone" what a wholly original philosophy you're on to no one in the history of human existence has thought o

I'm helium you are glue well fuck this I'm floating away bye hater

My, what Good Opinions you have! (jesus fucking christ) http://t.co/SDpRjr3Q

Bullying embeds the constant irrational fear that everyone you meet hates you. It fucks you for life.

Hi America, mentally ill != violent. Thank you.

perk up your favorite bank teller's day by sending ferrets in that tube at the drivethru

Hi, I'm not asking for gun control, I'm asking for more accessible mental health care for this country. Thanks.

.@billgates when do we get a unicode pot leaf

#INeedMasculismBecause that queen in narnia was real mean also in wizard of the oz

*in a low horrid voice* local furries

Honey Bunches of Stoats

Gentle reminder that introversion and depression are not things that need to be or even can be "fixed."

*clears off the paperwork on his desk* fuck this let's be goats

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yeah I don't listen to rap because all they talk about is womanizing and bling *listens to a Def Leppard song that's about cum*

they say you work better if you procrastinate until just before the deadline that's why bombs get disarmed with 0:04 left

We got a freshly picked crop of airhorns coming up for ya so keep it locked right here on Hot 97

why would you do that pic.twitter.com/qMyRziHSyI

#TMITuesday Xbox