When people ive never met say it's nice to see me again, I always play along. Always. Sorry for lying, elderly Starbucks barista man.

I think hell is filled with people crunching and slurping food consistently for eternity

Guys who still wear plaid cargo shorts... Why?

@wade_armstrong what motivation will medical students have to go through school til age 35 if they'll make the same $$ as everyone else? #BS

"The only place outside Heaven where you can be perfectly safe from all the dangers of love is Hell." -C.S. Lewis (via @andiprzybyla)

I don't understand Pinterest. And I'm perfectly okay with it.

#thatawkwardmoment when you drop your gum down your shirt during.class while you're sitting in the front row

People who post grades on Facebook... Why?

Poor Lincoln. Freed the slaves and the first black President wants to retire his coin.

@supermeredith encouraging words. Seriously. I have to remember that it's okay to admit I don't have the answers all the time!

Got assigned to a traumatic brain injury/polytrauma unit at a VA clinic for fieldwork in March! Lil scared & a lil excited. Ok a lot scared.

.@postgradproblem RT @josiahjlee: Leaving home when it's dark. Getting home when it's dark.

@josiahjlee RT @prodigalsam: I'm the Jason Bourne of avoiding people I know in Starbucks.

@prodigalsam it would've been funnier if her caption read "we see you, dads in short shorts. We see you"

@prodigalsam Workaholics. Now.

The greatest gift was never under a tree; it was nailed to one.

"Only one more thing would've made this more perfect................ If we had some cocaine." -Dad #FathersDay

@josiahjlee @jessthib woooooooooow Josiah

@josiahjlee when I was eight, I couldn't get my overalls off and peed myself. Two days in a row.

Ok? RT @organize: You can steal passwords from your friends by going into their "settings" menu in firefox. They are stored in plain text.