Someone won the football game or my building is on fire. Everyone is screaming.

If I ever seem distracted and like I'm thinking about something really important, I'm prob thinking about cake balls.

crazy! RT @tweetsmarter: Isn't it odd that the the human mind doesn't register the the fact of how many "the's" are in this sentence?

I'm never more thankful for my dog than when I drop a raw egg on the floor.

19 Food Tips You Need to Know (use Doritos as kindling!) http://t.co/XqzSJGDj

someone should invent: Getting manicures and drinks outside in the spring.

"butter is the mid-western olive oil" @kirstenvala in a convo about Papa John's pizza + butter sauce.

every single thing you need to do to get ready for #Thanksgiving, starting today: http://t.co/LqlSlIRH

bring your lunch every weekday in September with @healthyeats. can you do it? #brownbag challenge http://ow.ly/6249R

I googled my college boyfriend and found a mugshot. Wasn't expecting that. #differentpaths

How food trends become food trends: http://www.cnbc.com/id/42108191

@glennlux I second your "hungry after food event." shoulda' had a burger.

The Devil Wears Old Navy #lessambitiousmovies

I'm hereby nominating this for the worst food photo I've seen in my life. Go ahead, look at it. http://ow.ly/2YZby

should any of my coworkers still need treat ideas for tomorrow, here are some hints: http://ow.ly/2YXRT ( NYC Halloween cupcake roundup)

I just unlocked the "Just Desserts" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/dhhoip

I love this pic of charred peppers from @edability http://ow.ly/2xV78 #summerfood

the most adorable use of cukes @whiteonrice http://ow.ly/2hKxX, stuffed with prosciutto, feta, and sour cream

Someone always farts in pilates class.

40 bloggers who really count. (nevermind that I'd previously only heard of like, 15 of them) http://ow.ly/1GhsB