Move the fuck over when someone is merging onto the highway assholes!

I find it hilarious Obama, our Pres, had to deal with birthers & produce the long form of his birth cert, but Romney won't release tax rtrns

@trialfemme Damn amateurs! An experienced woman can hover while holding her purse, checking her hair, and fixing her makeup!

Belt broke & my pants keep falling down! Gonna be a great day, esp for the poor soul who ends up seeing my ass. Sorry advance.

Listen mornings, we need to go our seperate ways. I'm just not that in to you.

Far to tired for witty #FFs but FF them anyways @trialfemme @riganati @maritta_l @mrsgoose69 @maddyalou @not_zombie_prey @ohshhbrandy

@trialfemme Imaganie how Mrs. Romney feels :( Now we know why she spends so much time with the horse!

@trialfemme Well there's a form of birth control, extreme visual that makes you want to pull your brain out thru your nose with an icepick.

@john_m15 They serve alcohol at the hospital? Excuse me while I call 011.

#FollowFriday @shaunpatrick01 @thereisnohurry @notbrandy @knotaprettygirl

@directv I'd love to if my local channels didn't all spontaneously go out.

What kind of world do we live in when a right wing nutjob radio host wields more power over the GOP than the GOP Speaker?

TeaP doesn't believe in global warming but willing to embrace the notion that God is sending politicians msg thru hurricanes & earthquakes?

@trialfemme @krunkedrobot Anything you say, mam!

@tacet_no_more I think you made my knees quiver, do it again. ;)

@tacet_no_more it's been so long since I've had a star, I might spontaneously combust when it finally happens again.

Nothing exudes sexiness and gives that "come get some" look more than long sleeved flannel PJs. Breakin out the big guns tonight.

For a good time #ff @a_smartass #ff my goodtime @cpwshf

No, really, wtf IS a honey booboo?

One of my worst fears is that the day of a "girly doc" appt, I have uncontrollable gas.