Happy independence day UK! We've been well rid of those pesky Americans for 236 years now. Keep it up!

Logged into @beanstalkapp and fixed an error in my code which was then automatically deployed for me. It's great here in the future.

It’s time we had a conference about conferences. #confconf

@cole007 I've seen bugs you people wouldn't believe…

Have i mentioned that i LOVE deploying stuff through @beanstalkapp?

UK based freelancer? @cole007 has made something handy for you http://t.co/D0N5M5Nf

hahaha, this is @billythekid's handover message to me today, in its entirety: <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">wrists</span>

@markspoff @geofftidey and the rest of you @lovefreshhq peeps. Congratulations on your launch day and all the best today chaps!

“@intruth: on the 3rd day God finished creating the Earth, and it looked fantastic and worked really well. And then he checked it in IE.”

I don't know why. Please help me. pic.twitter.com/L7z1KYH2WT

If Uncle Monty rises from the grave on Monday, EVERYTHING will make sense.

Isn't oxygen brilliant?

de-blandified my 'healthy choice' lunch with Tabasco. Tabasco fixes everything.

Browsing sites on a winXP machine using IE7. Yes, IE7. It’s fucking horrible.

Commit message of the week goes to @ryanroberts http://t.co/7s97g20m

I thought i'd managed to not swear today but as it turns out, i called joomla "shitey" earlier. What a cunt

Anyone following me from Chicago or know people there? My good friend @mr_urf can’t find a hotel. Can anyone help?

Does the new iPad3 run flash? #runsaway

@ryanroberts i recently used this http://j.mp/eP33de

Still thinking about the talks from @rachelandrew and @rem today. Two of the most thought provoking conference talks I've heard yet