Stoners: the only thing that bakes at room temperature.

Smoking in bed eating delicious bagels #lifeisgood

When I have a kid;
Boy-John Danger McErlean (JD)
Girl-Samantha Erica McErlean (SAmerica) #FutureGreatDad

Late night sesh #isthebesht

"Do you smoke?"
"Smoke what?"
#theysmoke

My birthday present from the panera bakers, lmao #lovemyjob http://t.co/Og7gCDU3

Melted Gouda cheese and bacon just adhered itself to my tongue. I have never been scalded in a more delicious way #paneraproblems

"I would have never suspected that Elmo was secretly black"-@scentlessangel

"Is that a fox? THAT'S A FOX"
"And none it's gone cause you scared it away"

My favorite prime number is AMERICA #indivisible #exceptbyoneandamerica

Pizza is breakfast food #rightguys #right

Cruising around KP with the gang #hoodratshit #damngoodnight @scentlessangel @imillian001

4:20 is too mainstream, I smoke every other minute of the day to be ironic #causeimahipster #didisayhipster #imeantpothead

Finally home from work, you know what that means #midnightsesh #its420somewhere

There's a big difference btwn cuddling with your dog, and cuddling with your dawg

@singinsahra I wish I were here yesterday! Me and Aaron were hanging out #imissyou #comebacktomylife

Walking around at night in summer is just great

I just smoked with two Italians, you know how that old saying goes....

The soundtrack to I Love You, Man is really fantastic #reallyreallyfantastic #howhaveinevernoticedbefore #ILoveYouMan

if the black knight dj'd http://t.co/Bo2ukxjc