“@margojmilne: Play nice, Twitter. Whatever you thought of Thatcher, a family is bereaved.” <~~Hear hear..

“@eliteandbrite: Why you should never trust someone with a beard.. pic.twitter.com/P9mMUzN9MK” <~~ Hehehe

“@thejeremyvine: Do NOT show this to anyone Australian:
http://t.co/6OVsA1iR (via @r40her85)” <~~ Hahahaha

“@helloimgary: It's beautiful. "@johndonoghue64: Officially the worst tattoo in the world ... http://t.co/82WUQS0r"” <~~~ Hahahahaha

Congrats to @aiannucci OBE He now owns a full set of vowels

“@earth_pics: Sailing into the moon. pic.twitter.com/muz7Ydl39C” <~~ Stunning

“@thepoke: Amazing street art pic.twitter.com/BkO15D3i” <~~ Brilliant! Hahaha

“@simbo_: @tube_boob "@debbie1171: “@theatricel: Love this Paralympic tube notice! Haha http://t.co/lMhtPBj6” Brilliant!!"” <~~Hahaha

“@fieldproducer: For all those in the US here is a non geoblocked version of the Bond Queen clip http://t.co/75XZVa08”<~~brilliant!

He he he..... http://t.co/GiyjK0H2

@nardacampbell @drakedmiller @eliteandbrite I'm still chuckling about that!

“@lolwarlol: Going to hospital has become a bloody pantomime pic.twitter.com/n1A0lXOmMC” <~~ Oh FFS!

Does snow on Paddy's Day mean snow for the next 30 days?

I'm waiting for a touch up, followed by a wash, cut and blowjob. #HairDresserSpeakIThink

“@i_jason: Photos of Children From Around the World With Their Most Prized Possessions  http://j.mp/Z2aD10 ” <~~ Very poignant...

STOP WITH THE BEETROOT!!

Twitter tells me that Tofu is the anaemic cousin of Beetroot aka Devils food. And Quorn is a fungus #EnoughSaid

I can see the weekend from here.....just there....on the horizon....#huzzah

“@nospankyou: For those who don't quite understand the whole concept of Karma, this is how it works: pic.twitter.com/NWw0GOOj” <~~Brilliant

“@margojmilne: RT @fionalaird: This is brilliant :)  http://twitpic.com/blil1i  (via @thecatsdaughter ) #NHS #GPs #patientfeedback” <~~SPOT ON