“@ianyoungkop: Evra won't play at Anfield he'll get a niggle in training” be careful saying niggle...

http://t.co/0dPPEf7n

This is unreal. Scousers prank on a United fan from Sheffield. Brilliant.

How horrible is it watching all Rafas targets star in the worlds best teams over the last few years. Silva, Mata, Alves, Vidic, Villa, Eto'o

I hate England. Moan they should take youth, then England's under 21 CB gets called up, they moan. England under 21 captain? Moan.

Andy Carroll despite not playing much this season, has as many goals as Evertons top scorer. Ha.

119 years, 18 leagues, 5 european cups, 3 Uefa cups, 3 Super Cups, 7 League Cups, 7 FA cups, 15 Charity Shields. #GreatestEver

@stefaniejessica @imnotarsed someone should have kept it.. No one is that sad tho.. pic.twitter.com/c1Vjzk90dR

Brilliant Rafa interview. Read this if you don't rate him, it'll explain a lot. If you do, read it too! http://t.co/NKJtZPv9

How can ANYONE want a team who's fans sing murders through a minute silence for dead men and children, who died watching football to win?

“@worhorse: Any cunt who still says re-sign Torres after that latest slap in the face can fuck off.” spot on lad, washed up has been him.

@jwidnell Hendo, Carroll, Suarez, Coates all 23 or under, their best is a head of them & only Suarez of them plays regular in his position.

@jwidnell VDV makes Watford pay, but cannot make Harry.

http://t.co/pqTDlyCI Tory campaign from the 60s. #racistTories

@ianyoungkop we send them talent, they send us shit.

Could Liverpool possibly sign Negredo? Sounds a bit like Negrito, risky that. Let's sign Ray Cist instead.

“@omgfactssex: Sex burns 360 calories per hour” about 10 for a normal person then.

“@jwidnell: Suarez should have bollocked Adam, he wanted that pen.” I hope he bites his face. Couldn't harm his looks.

“@jwidnell: Michael Bublé should never stop singing.” this is by far your gayest yet, Jack. By far.

Funny how @jwidnell is clearly being faked on the @jwldnell account by @malik_lfc19. @jwldnell is the only one who finds @malik_lfc19 funny.

“@jwidnell: Watch Lucas' pass to Suarez in our second goal.... He is quality.” told you, best holding midfielder about. Lucas > Pele.