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My boss is showing us pics of gorgeous dresses for her daughter's quince and I keep thinking "lipstick on a pig"
Wait, Candice isn't the white one?
The saddest thing about the Cleveland kidnapping case is that Amanda Berry's kid is gonna grow up without its father
Anyone play Song Pop? #atafuneral #bored
I wish I had seen the Slim Fast in the vending machine before I got KFC
Not here for having the new girl at work "observe me". I'm sure she already knows how to tweet anyway.
The problem is if you don't have ice cream in your life, sometimes you just might go a little bit crazy - @mariahcarey