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forever being invited to just shite on Facebook 😑😒
"Spunk all over me bastard tits" 😂😂😂
going to bed now is what i call an early night
what mum is gona say sure you can have a new kidney but get 1m likes first
Fridays are by far the worst day of the week for me
"if I buy you a Stella can I be your fella" use it wisely my single friends
bend it like beckham ⚽👳
when I'm older ill vote for the political party that promises to reduce lag on fifa as much as possible
the reviews on amazon for banana slicers are so so funny 😂 this is how bored I am in college
I'm not sure why I thought it would be funny to show mum the porn edits account on twitter, needless to say she wasnt amused
my wild night has consisted of cleaning my fish tank, making my bed and now eating a snickers. crazy.
beat my girlfriends 12 year old brother on fifa, thus making me the alpha male
I'm a fat mess