@jannarden Can you just retweet this to simulate my overwhelming popularity?

In celebration of National Sleep Awareness week, I shall now proceed to having a nap at my cubicle. http://t.co/6KZhy5kI

@jannarden Do curling fans get this crazy?

A list of Mac Software which works with VoiceOver without any modifications http://www.apple.com/accessibility/voiceover/applications.html

RT @thetweetofgod: Man cannot live on bread alone. Yet it is easy to forget this at restaurants and end up full before the appetizer.

MT @onlyliloleme: "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."Mick says: "Bugger that, have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" #fb

RT @onlyliloleme: I was born cesarean. You can't really tell, although whenever I leave the house I go out through the window.

Braille display under $500.00? Even bettter, try a braille display under $300.00. Coming soon: http://t.co/Cq1zsFhc

What, really? neat. RT @cnetnews: Introducing... the haptic app that teaches math to the visually impaired http://t.co/FBLwaAkD

Lol! RT @thetweetofgod: Those who speak out against birth control are the ones whose parents needed it most of all.

Did you know: Braille displays have been around for over 35 years now. Article published in 2005 http://t.co/SMLfz0Fa

Happens all the time! RT @weirdnews: Shopper arrested with live lobsters in shorts http://t.co/OE45TUn

Study to evaluate the intelligibility of synthesized speech for people who have been legally blind from childhood: http://goo.gl/P6NjW

Want to Play text adventure games on the internet? go to: www.portablequest.com Also a Kindle version available.

@onlyliloleme What kind: straw, wood or brick? I've got some contractor pigs that are looking for work.

MT @thetweetofgod: Remember when I said "Let there be light", and there was light. You just don't get that kind of service anymore.

In case you misssed it... A Xmas Carol all done with text-to-speech engines by yours truly:  http://onj.me/a2t  #audio

#ff @tiffw88 @pinky_0917 @ada_simmonds @peradey3 @charliec60 @newyorkpuck @halladayfan32 @browncandy @andy_bishop @gigabite11 @bronzia88

#ff @tiffw88: @destructivediva @svnisus @itsnicksilva @lizetagge @ihaz3 @lgibby303 @ianleerock @onefatcracker @pinky_0917 @ada_simmonds

@simon818 @audiomax9499 @freakyfwoof I'm illegally blind. I'm sure I'll get caught one day, but for now, It's a free ride.