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I wonder if that guy from the EPA ever got fired for turning off the power to the containment unit.
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To increase the excitement for myself and my fellow drivers, I like to do a lot of left blinkering and right turning and lane merging.
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Flashback*:
Put it in.
Here?
Yes.
I'm nervous, what if it breaks?
Just put it in, it will be fine.
*First time putting RAM in a computer.
Put it in.
Here?
Yes.
I'm nervous, what if it breaks?
Just put it in, it will be fine.
*First time putting RAM in a computer.
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If your response to "How was your weekend?" is "Too short." I'm going to hope we all feel the same thing about your life.
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Listen, the 3lbs of coffee grinds in the sink is fine! So get off your high wrench there Mario, and let me get back to work.
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Yes, you're VERY lady like. Especially when you recall you recent experiences battling diarrhea, to everyone you see.
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I enjoy announcing the time frantically in the office, then running out before anyone can ask what's going on. The ensuing panic soothes me.
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When something doesn't print, maybe, just maybe, before you call everyone for help, you should check for fucking paper.
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The cash I can get from my credit card for cashing in my points isn't enough to cover my minimum payment. I win...at losing.
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