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In a zombie apocalypse, my money's on those people who know parkour. Unless the zombies also know parkour. Then all bets are off.
"YOLO." Amelia Earhart
Notifications are the new Spam.
When life hands you lemons, chuck em at life and aim for the head. Fucking life.
Getting ready to not go to burning man. Pouring out water. Not buying beef jerky. Etc.
My wife just walked by as I spilled something and said "Smooth move, Ex-Lax" I love her so much. She's awesome.
Taught my daughter to say, "Excelsior!"
The miracle of Hanukah. I only had battery life in my iPad for a 1 hour flight and it lasted for an 8 hour flight.