Fuck apps make a web site. pic.twitter.com/tqSYzaZp

In a zombie apocalypse, my money's on those people who know parkour. Unless the zombies also know parkour. Then all bets are off.

@hnshah @ryanchris good rule of thumb. don't point out problems WITHOUT offering solutions. it's annoying as fuck.

I just voted for http://t.co/mZ8RL7I to be the face of @aboutdotme on a Times Square billboard so all can worship him like a god!

"YOLO." Amelia Earhart

Notifications are the new Spam.

When life hands you lemons, chuck em at life and aim for the head. Fucking life.

Getting ready to not go to burning man. Pouring out water. Not buying beef jerky. Etc.

My wife just walked by as I spilled something and said "Smooth move, Ex-Lax" I love her so much. She's awesome.

I think it's particularly generous of @mike_ftw to match all his followers donations to #plannedParenthood

Taught my daughter to say, "Excelsior!"

Storyful.com:Mall of America Takes a Hipster Beating http://t.co/JzMNnq3 featuring @mulegirl and @mike_ftw

All play dough and people will eventually be the same color.

To all my Jewish friends, family and @mike_ftw Good Pesach.

For fuck sake! Stop anthropomorphizing EVERYTHING! pic.twitter.com/vO2ZKmvv

The Great Eye that is my twitter stream has swung away from Sandy and now gazes intently at Disney.

Hezbollah just launched rockets into the Marina. Apparently, they're Detroit fans.

Before peopled wanted "good design"…they wanted "quality engineering" and before that "well crafted." Essentially the same things.

My wife, a Marine Biologist, used me as a fish model in my kids class. http://t.co/jhBvfAjS

@mccreath "Come and knock on our door for small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love." Carl Sagan.