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If you're looking for programming accompanied by a high ratio of male problem and low-T advertisements, allow me to suggest 60 Minutes.
25 yrs ago: lotsa beer, wacky weed, & vague idea of venue location. Tonight: good ear plugs, comfortable shoes, smart phone map. #dadrock
We come to this part of Florida mostly to eat at Harbor Docks, which is consistently awesome. #friedamberjack #fb
Here's a grammar tip from myself: When in doubt, don't use "myself." #fb
Guess what establishment had the Cure's "Hot Hot Hot" playing, directly followed by a Barry White song? Whataburger, I love you.
You know you're a policy dork when you get excited about the arrival of the new Florida Statutes books.
I have the bandwidth to leverage data to drive solutions and incentivize best practices. I will circle back with my team to close the loop.
Know how you can tell Publix is an unrivaled champion of family and The American Way? Because Doritos are BOGO on Fathers Day eve.
Only one more day of session - Hallelujah!
It's really cool to theatrically count with one's fingers along to the "1 2 3 4 5!" part of the chorus to "Senses Working Overtime," right?
There's no way around this: I wear Dad Jeans.
So when someone calls me a "D-bag," that means they are comparing me favorably to an E- or F-bag, right?
How I party: some unfortunate lady just caught me shaking my ass to "What's Love Got To Do With It" whilst perusing organic soups at grocery