“@p0cahontits: SO.. if you type 52.376552,5.198303 in google maps, a man dragging a body into the lake. pic.twitter.com/rWjlGFEsy0” 😱😱

@josephjarbo killin me with these puns hahhaha

Damn browns employee hangs himself at facilities....and the chiefs thing! Messed up man. Prayers to both families

@skaplantzes74 DAMIT NAMOU

damn how tf do i top logans

big props to my man logan

chillen at @sgoldman113 's with @jaygamble05 @mschmidt02 @nolan_victor @erik85ea and t #chillnight

“@fillwerrell: I was at a resturaunt and my waiter had a black eye... So I ordered reeeeally sloooow because she obviously doesn't listen.”

#Thatminiheartattack when you feel every pocket and dont find your phone.

“@irrational_fan: The #NFLDraft must feel like 72 hours of porn to a Kardashian....”

I say we let his uncle have the first talk with him 😂😂

“@cloydrivers: One terrorboy down, one to go. Rest in pieces. Merica.”

“@fakesportscentr: The Astros are out early taking batting practice in Oakland (pic):  http://ow.ly/i/1Uf2g ” 😂😂😂😂

“@ilikegirlsdaily: Dat chick from The Big Bang Theory (Kaley Cuoco) pic.twitter.com/3EOVAhuD71”😍😳😍😳

@josephjarbo the way you worded that👍

I've never seen any of the Star Wars, lord of the rings, or Harry potter. #nointerest

Shit. Now ohio state gets a pissed off msu team. #great

Being ignored <<<

Not even jealous that these hs kids have break, we get out in April.

Can we just all take a moment of silence for the death of msu's relevance in football?