Chinese dude afraid to stand next to me at the urinal pretends to be thirsty and hangs around the basin til I leave

Scientific discovery now claims that he who laughs last is actually laughing first at the new joke!

waiting for my mother's call- preparing myself to speak like a sane person!

Couple of things I look forward to when I go to work: Hot Chocolate, Canteen food, looking important as I walk in a tie and the laughs!!!

@itsnombulelo lol remembered it without a facebook notifications he he :D

Happy birthday @itsnombulelo

@itsnombulelo surpriaingly im getting used to your kinda shows. Im starting to enjoy the home makeover & decor, and DIY stuff

Another reason I don sleep when travelling is so that I can perform a 007 move when som' bad happens- like break the window & roll!!!

@britt_anylynn Is it a pregnancy test?

Never ask a question to which you do not wish to know the answer! So I suggest you NEVER ask me what I think about you. It'll end in tears

And some other richer dude makes more. Yes, yes we know we are broke but don rub it in RT "@fac7s: Oprah Winfrey makes $10 per second."

Twitter is not for the geniuses, therefore if you are a hit on twitter, we know on which side of the IQ norm you lie!!!

Set the alarm... Set another one 30mins after the first. Set another on the other phone!

I understand why people pay much much more to own an apple product. In the time past I spoke carelessly out of ignorance

I hope @mokgakgam had a productive birthday!!! Covered all the chapters he had to!

If I ever (miraculoisly) offer you a seat on the #Gautrain, I dont really mean it. If you take it, I will forever brand you as a brat!!!

In this meeting, the guy is speaking like someone pressed the slow motion button.

@scarletteblu Cardies is blocking the passage at the complex with their teddy bears, now I gotta take the long dry

Its someone's birthday today. I will not say who, but you know yourself! Yes you!!!

It's someone's birthday tomoro.