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Chinese dude afraid to stand next to me at the urinal pretends to be thirsty and hangs around the basin til I leave
Scientific discovery now claims that he who laughs last is actually laughing first at the new joke!
waiting for my mother's call- preparing myself to speak like a sane person!
Couple of things I look forward to when I go to work: Hot Chocolate, Canteen food, looking important as I walk in a tie and the laughs!!!
Another reason I don sleep when travelling is so that I can perform a 007 move when som' bad happens- like break the window & roll!!!
Never ask a question to which you do not wish to know the answer! So I suggest you NEVER ask me what I think about you. It'll end in tears
Twitter is not for the geniuses, therefore if you are a hit on twitter, we know on which side of the IQ norm you lie!!!
Set the alarm... Set another one 30mins after the first. Set another on the other phone!
I understand why people pay much much more to own an apple product. In the time past I spoke carelessly out of ignorance
In this meeting, the guy is speaking like someone pressed the slow motion button.
Its someone's birthday today. I will not say who, but you know yourself! Yes you!!!
It's someone's birthday tomoro.
Ntsako is Guy: Mr Nice Guy... Fun Guy... Funny Guy... Good Guy... Other Guy... Cool Guy... Family Guy... Your Guy... He is That Guy!