Wait, so Hot 97 dissed Minaj, YMCMB left the building, and were replaced by Nas x Lauryn Hill? And people are complaining!? Kids today, man.

State of the Lakers: THE MAN WHO BEAT AIDS HAS GIVEN UP ON THEM.

*DIES* RT @iibreaknecks: Lebron James headband .. http://t.co/MaOePr9E

Ben Affleck is in front of four TV's with a notepad and a pile of cocaine.

WELP. RT @breakingnews: Chicago Bulls PG Derrick Rose has torn ACL and MCL in left knee, will miss remainder of playoffs - @nbcmiami

TRILL. RT @ozskier: Boston liquor stores are keeping it REAL - pic.twitter.com/6vuF1kUvSE”

You realize if Tupac never died he woulda married Kidada Jones, been Rashida Jones brother in law and guest starred on Parks & Rec right? :(

Winner. RT @netw3rk: James Soften.

Now is a good time to remind you that Karl Malone impregnated a 13 year old girl.

*CALLS AUTHORITIES* RT @cidman911: Beyonce nip slip pic.twitter.com/XkKLzNgg

If you expect these kids to play a game in front of millions after that, then they're not amateurs. Cut the shit.

@kobebryant Do you have a brother?  http://lockerz.com/s/284410643 

Translation: Fuck you, Dwight. RT @kobebryant: We miss you! @paugasol get better SOON #theblackswan

Translation: Fuck you, Dwight. RT @paugasol: I miss being out there with you @kobebryant . I'll be back asap! #countonthemamba”

Bitch, you sold a sextape. RT @kimkardashian: Scott, what happened to privacy??!!! RT @scottdisick: Check out the new miami crib.

FYI: Karl Malone impregnated a 13 year old girl.  http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hill/080507 … RT @sam21205: wtf?

RT @thinkprogress
This 15-year-old girl from Chicago performed at Obama's inauguration. Last night she was killed.  http://thkpr.gs/XSajlt 

"BRO, THE SEX WAS UNREAL." -Manti Te'o

‏HOLY SHIT SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A JOB. RT @rightfieldsucks: Xbox headsets with a built in vaporizer. *collects million dollars*

Royce White has had more successful flights than this dunk contest.