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Wikipedia's down. I feel stupider already.
I've got some international air travel coming up soon. Is it too early or too much to ask for my 4th amendment rights back now?
Technically, they're "Canada Geese". If they were "Canadian Geese" they wouldn't be such dicks.
New TSA screening procedures go into effect next week. When they ask if you have a 'Manifesto', the correct answer is 'No'.
My little econobox rental has a speedometer that goes all the way to 120MPH. Isn't that adorable??
The city is doing "mosquito fogging" tonight around midnight. That tiny part of my brain screams "secret government death vapor!!"
I must know the why of things. It's my thing. I don't know why.
Something to remember when buying chocolate at IKEA. Ikea is Swedish. Not Swiss.
Thank you for your years of service. Here's your polished lucite cube.
Doesn't it make you incensed when people learn a nascent word and then contrive to incorporate it into discourse?
What does it say about my neighborhood when the dog pound is full of nothing but chihuahuas and pit bulls?
Anyone else noticed how ubiquitous Caller ID has changed our greetings? Instead of "Hello?" we now say e.g., "Where the hell's my money?!"
The big cross tattoo on her ankle suggests that to me that this young woman should know that you can't sit like that in that kind of skirt.
I like the idea of posting the calories on the menu. It helps me to determine which entree will taste better.
This restaurant claims locally sourced hotdogs. Frankly, it is better for all of us to simply not question the providence of our hotdogs.
I promise to not talk about the weather.
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