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giving up sex puns and innuendos. it's going to be a long, hard lent.
benedict cumberbatch sounds like one of the names saladfingers names his finger puppets
sometimes i wish my real friends didn't follow me so i could say some of the absurd (disturbing) things i think of. :( #incognito #sadtweet
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I have recently become a victim of Running With A Bookbag On due to an unexpected traffic light change. plz RT 4 prayers
Like Why Would You Ever Purposefully Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word It Doesn't Make Any Sense You Asshole
don't look at me.
DATING TIP: let him know you're southern from the get go, so he can have the heads up that you're bat shit crazy.
going skydiving today. see you guys in the afterlife.
the worst part about going to rivers and quarries is that they're all at the bottom of hills so when you leave them you have to walk up hill
I spend approximately 37% of my day wiping crumbs off my bed.
You know how some things are different, but you can't explain how? That's my life. Someone get me a reality show please.