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giving up sex puns and innuendos. it's going to be a long, hard lent.
what's the protocol for when you accidentally spit on someone when you're talking or laughing? act unknowing? wipe it off? burst into tears?
the perfect pregame? giving blood.
we just SPRINTED to the gas station to buy two cases of busch light before 2 AM
benedict cumberbatch sounds like one of the names saladfingers names his finger puppets
heard lauren conrad got married (not 2 keith) & immediately have 2 check keith's twitter to see if he is alive/not committed suicide. sad.
if 1 more person from the north makes a comment about how the south handles the snow, I swear I'LL THROW FRIED CHICKEN AND SWEET TEA AT YOU
not really sure how John Tucker was ever cool cause he's wearing an Abercrombie polo.
winning at Cards Against Humanity is kind of like winning at Never Have I Ever.. cool for a minute, but then you're like 'wow I'm fucked up'
You know how some things are different, but you can't explain how? That's my life.