Beloved character actor Osama bin Laden, star of TV's "Fox News", dies age 54

Are you a "Nice Guy" frustrated with women bc they wont have sex with you? Tip: Fuck you. The world doesnt owe you shit and you're not nice.

LL Cool A through LL Cool I, floating in formaldehyde in glass cylinders in a secret government lab, their milky eyes forever staring.

an IT head for a fortune 500 company is explaining to me how ipv6 is unnecessary bc "they'll probably give in and issue more ipv4 addresses"

Still have a pumpkin on yr porch? Time to throw out that prumpky. Your pumpum will rot. Nobody likes a rotten pumbo. Throw away the bumbus

FOUND: Pug. Super gross + when it breathed it sounded like a roast beef sandwich with bronchitis. Threw it in the trash. No need to thank me

Salutation: [ ] Mr.
[ ] Ms.
[ ] Mrs.
[ ] Dr.
[ ] Prof.
[X] THIS YA GIRL

internet humor is pretty much on par with garfield or worse. its literally just bacon instead of lasagna and women instead of odie

I used to be a data miner but then I got Data Lung and started coughing up demographic information about upper-middle teens in new jersey

cool "hack" to try: say nice things that you honestly believe to people just for the sake of making them happy. Owned.

TIP: When a cop says "I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SHOOT YOU" he is lying. You can tell by the boner

❒Single ❒Taken ✔Anime is real

our decoy, an actor wearing a fedora & "There's No God, Now Make Me A Sandwich" tshirt, is in place at Arby's. so begins To Catch A Redditor

Play video games with nerdfriends and repeatedly ask "How do I jump. How the fuck do I jump!" in games where u obv. can't jump (guitar hero)

Lol @ you if you havent been writing down every sesame street letter of the day. I now know the incantation and u dont

i want to listen to rap where the little interjectory "response" vocals are all disapproving, like they just say "that's gross" and "rude"

96% Of Teens Have Turned Into Pure Energy. If Your One Of The 3% Who Still Clings To Human Form Shout This Defiantly To The Aurora Borealis

murder me once, shame on me. murder me twice, what

BEIRUT (Reuters) - The moon has left us and will never come back. It is gone forever and we know what we did wrong but it is too late now.

yo momma so fat her memory foam mattress is still trying to forget