@lynnettielou He preceded it by telling me he was recovering from a brain injury.

@lynnettielou Well, have you tasted your shoulder recently? No, I didn't think so. Someone's got to. It's probably delicious.

@purplelara @brookebakes It all really depends on how big the beads are, too.

@aprilbapryll @purplelara Ha! WHOA. That is...something (says the girl who will be attending her FOURTH Adam Ant concert in 12 months).

Ben & Jerry's is making a Portland ice cream flavor. Salmon and mushrooms? Nettles? Oh, right. Probably coffee. Oh well.

Y'know what's weird? All y'all who stress-eat cheese. That's not something I've ever felt compelled to do. (More cheese for you, right?)

@lynnettielou No, no, with bananas you're allowed to chew.

My phone corrects "okey doke" to "pokey dike" [sic?]. I wonder how many people I've sent THAT to.

@lynnettielou @purplelara We all have our flaws. I, for one, regularly tweet myself. (Not a euphemism.)

Pasties for dinner for the second night in a row. I'm going to be flushing sequins all week.

@reallyrealandy SCHWEEEET.

@velocibadgergrl @naseason "It's a passionate love story! Much like my feelings for Christ!"

@purplelara Hey, nice to meet you!  http://i.imgur.com/tc9FxTa.gif 

@mat_johnson @askmoxie I prefer "yer". Good day to you, mister fancy pants.

I would like a time machine so that I could cast Tim Curry as Tsar Nicholas II AND King George VI in a remake of The Parent Trap.

Just used a calendar on a phone for the first time, to schedule the premieres of Arrested Development and Under the Dome. VURY IMPORTANT.

@reallyrealandy Well, to be fair, I *did* have to double-check, once I realized it was funny.