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Ben & Jerry's is making a Portland ice cream flavor. Salmon and mushrooms? Nettles? Oh, right. Probably coffee. Oh well.
Y'know what's weird? All y'all who stress-eat cheese. That's not something I've ever felt compelled to do. (More cheese for you, right?)
My phone corrects "okey doke" to "pokey dike" [sic?]. I wonder how many people I've sent THAT to.
Pasties for dinner for the second night in a row. I'm going to be flushing sequins all week.
I would like a time machine so that I could cast Tim Curry as Tsar Nicholas II AND King George VI in a remake of The Parent Trap.
Just used a calendar on a phone for the first time, to schedule the premieres of Arrested Development and Under the Dome. VURY IMPORTANT.