@unsuckdcmetro @wmata MT @nicolevins: Drama on the Courthouse platform. Someone tell me what's happening, please!! #wmata

@theimpulsivebuy @grubgrade @junkfoodguy @onsecondscoop The Nosh Show is pretty much the only thing that keeps me going on Mondays. Cheers.

@jennyjohnsonhi5 @joelhousman Impossible, in the same way it's impossible for people who've rescued a dog to not mention it.

Just saw a meteor over I-395 in Virginia. Scariest. Shit. Ever. #holdme

@unsuckdcmetro New Pentagon bus bay locations are programmed into Trip Planner. Just enter a date March 24 or later.

@unsuckdcmetro Signage all over Pentagon bus bays warning of relocations coming March 24. Heard anything?

@tj_whitehead According to Ahmedinijad, no. According to everyone else, yes.

@joelhousman As the storm approaches, I imagine you sitting in front of several screens, occasionally rubbing your hands together in glee.

I know shit's about to go down because Brian Williams did the NBC Nightly News from DC. #Sequestration #BriWi

Those lights must be awfully bright. Renee Zellweger is squinting something fierce. #Oscars

Dear lord, it's like an episode of Scooby Doo. #Oscars

@warr3ng RT @nasasocial: It's a #NASASocial at #SXSW interactive! The event is March 10 in Austin, TX. Details:  http://go.nasa.gov/11HfMUf 

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. #WHSocial #SOTU

Preschool is a few hundred dollars a week? Yet another reason not to procreate. #WHSocial #SOTU

Mind. Blown. RT @tj_whitehead: Kinda bull shit that "Mrs" is pronounced "misses" and somehow we all seen to be okay with that

Remember when we'd miss the Super Bowl because of church?

"I'm from Chicago. Thin crust pizza? No thank you. I'm from Chicago." #NewGirl

@mos1992 @wmata @fixwmata @unsuckdcmetro @unsuckdcmetro I ride the 21 line and always carry a towel on rainy days.

#yolo RT @cnn: Commute could be slowly killing you  http://on.cnn.com/QDndH3 

@warr3ng Too soon, man, Too soon.