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podzillion (n): the extremely large yet indeterminate number of podcasts gummin up my podzilla. (podzilla (n): a non-apple ipod equivalent.)
anyone else reminded of Star Blazers' "the comet empire will reach earth in X days" season by the news's oil blob updates? #yamato #dork #fb
so if a sniper ain't safe AT A GOTDANG FIRIN RANGE, seems the NRA been LYIN to us all this time... - new character in lapierre's nightmares
ahh, another day, another mega-storm, another federal-taxpayer-funded rescue/cleanup, another hypocritical dixie sponge ... #whois #aynrand?
term i would like never to hear or see again, please, zeitgeist: "mommy porn". thank you. #blergh
what, sometimes i give friends medical advice based on stuff that's happened to my cat.
"fiber makes me ... sad." - #truthinadvertising #nonsequitursunday
“Anthropology: a room filled with white people talking about non-white people.” - annoyed to say, not me. #bigmoneydegreesforahundredalex
one reason i still put up with DC: "Library" is a trending topic; "David Arquette" is not! ... oops. #addingtotheproblem
oil-murdered dolphins make me want to sleep for the rest of ever. #FUbpfossilfuelsandeverything
shitmymomsays: "i don't know how to run a spy ware; i thought [son-in-law] already put them into my computer." (yep, that's where i get it.)