@xlson YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BOMB

Follow @meesebyte and retweet this for chance to win #WinterBoard themes Pwned Elite and Pwned Elite HD licenses! I will pick 5 winners.

My prayers go out to Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, that he may recover from his illness and continue his ambitious life.

Harvard cracks DNA storage, crams 700 terabytes of data into a single gram http://t.co/APuoPAyD via @extremetech

iOS autocorrect is a pile of shot.

AT&T Support lady said downloading movies onto iPhone and transferring to PC constitutes tethering, and so does using AirPlay.

Winner of #PwnedEliteHD contest won't respond, so if you want a free vinyl skin & case for your iPhone 4, RT & follow @meesebyte!

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF… All my base are belong to you.

Siri is only available for iPhone 4S. Siri-ously?

Home is where the high-speed Internet is.

Yes, ban all guns to save lives. Also, ban cars. And water; no more drowning! Chocolate too! Less dog deaths!

Proper: "Okay"
Easy: "K"
Enthusiastic: "kk"
Geeky: "Potassium"

Thanks to @chpwn, all I say is "Lumos!" and my iPhone 4's LED flashlight turns on! #VoiceActivator #springflash

@reckless Michelangelo knows what's up. http://t.co/FXhXkVD0

Found this gem of an icon I made ages ago for the infamous #Icy: http://t.co/n3RzGOos //cc @0_maximus_0

@jailbreakcon Hipster mushroom rocking a MyGreatFest headband: http://t.co/gRGOi1ER

Haven't had enough retweets lately. Please retweet this tweet in consideration of my ego.

Apparently 4/20 is about a drug. And here I was thinking everyone was getting together to pick weeds from their yard.

Saving Private API #moviesforcoders

This is by far the best theme on Cydia. #WinterBoard #skill http://t.co/Z4L8xD7p