These machine learning jokes write themselves. Eventually.

It's Talk Like A Pirate Day! "I want to read my purchased ebook in the application of my choice."

Object spam! RT @kstafki A Lego spill has shut down a highway in West Virginia. I sure hope no one is barefoot. pic.twitter.com/lIhfJZoDxI

The revolution will be placidly documented by everyone with a phone.

The best camera is the camera you can get out of your pocket, unlock, start the app, wait for oh too late.

Jeff Bezos: "We don't think of Kindle Fire as a tablet. We think of it as a gun that shoots money."

The 80's are still here, they're just unevenly distributed.

Hey #sxsw, here's that Brain Traffic content model: http://t.co/6UMHtzVe #sxcs

It must be the End Times, because I just got it working in IE8.

Everything I own is DRM-free. Everything else is still owned by its publishers.

My great-grandfather would prepare for a storm by nailing outhouses to the windows or whatever. I made my icon a new hat.

Briefly misremembered it as the Tapir-Worf hypothesis, and for a moment, the world was a much different place.

"They're not fanatics; they're just capitalists. Don't be afraid of them." #NRA #triggerwarning  http://deadspin.com/5968775/former-espn-outdoors-producer-most-of-the-people-ive-met-from-the-nra-dont-believe-the-bullshit-theyre-selling …

Last graph on the current wikipedia page for Al Jazeera's Cairo correspondent Ayman Mohyeldin http://plixi.com/p/73150429

Good morning! Discuss.

This is my jam http://t.co/NSMte5eZ

Information wants to be free; hotel wifi wants to cost one million dollars.

A modest proposal: replace all online forums with a gerbil who poops on command.

Turns out you can use AdBlock on any web element. ANY.

Happy birthday @kissane! Let the wild Rainicorning begin!!  http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxx80pFZDn1qk22lco1_500.gif …