I may not be a huge fan of sig, but when they take that stage saturday night, I will be screaming for @_michaeldavid & @ashleecotton.

vbs-the one time a year it's ok to clap in the church of Christ. #gottaloveit

someone forgot to tell this weather that lectureships don't start until sunday.

I really don't like people.

@thebradmontague you should totes try to meet him. then you could finally say you've met a famous person.

I just used the word astute in normal conversation. who am I?

my mother just started a sentence with the words "I was watching dr. oz today..." I don't even know who she is anymore. #lordhavemercy

RT @jessiecarterr: "Sir, how did you get a shopping cart going 120 mph?" "Im black." #hypnotist

"I met a murderer today and I actually kind of liked him." -my mother. #whatintheworld #lordhavemercy #mylifeisnotreal

"what's a katy perry?" -my mother. #bless

cheating at bible trivia. #goingtohell #wellgood @lady_pack @cwdalton

y'all. @hooch_mcgooch is giving me level 19 diabeetus. #estoygonnadie

"some of you are graduating today..." apparently it's about to turn into the hunger games up in here. #tweetsduringgraduation

apparently the fact that @hooch_mcgooch finished a whole meal means it's going to snow tonight. #nancywisdom @lady_pack

I love these two so freaking much. so proud that they're graduating saturday. #bestfriends @lady_pack…  http://instagram.com/p/Y_idhuCxI2/ 

@katelyndee excuse me while I go weep. #takemeback #myheartisinhonduras

catching up on parks and rec.

there are so many people that I'm excited to see tomorrow. #mm2013

i have very few pictures in my spring 2013 iphoto album. hopefully this weekend will change that. #needtobebetterabouttakingpictures

I officially have saturday night off. bring it on makin music 2013! #reppintheta