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vbs-the one time a year it's ok to clap in the church of Christ. #gottaloveit
someone forgot to tell this weather that lectureships don't start until sunday.
I really don't like people.
on the one year anniversary of locking my keys in my car for the first time, I locked them in my car again. oops.
people who post spoilers on twitter and facebook make me super bitter.
can we please just fast forward to friday? thanks.
I just used the word astute in normal conversation. who am I?
my mother just started a sentence with the words "I was watching dr. oz today..." I don't even know who she is anymore. #lordhavemercy