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vbs-the one time a year it's ok to clap in the church of Christ. #gottaloveit
someone forgot to tell this weather that lectureships don't start until sunday.
I really don't like people.
I just used the word astute in normal conversation. who am I?
my mother just started a sentence with the words "I was watching dr. oz today..." I don't even know who she is anymore. #lordhavemercy
"I met a murderer today and I actually kind of liked him." -my mother. #whatintheworld #lordhavemercy #mylifeisnotreal
"what's a katy perry?" -my mother. #bless
catching up on parks and rec.