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Well HELLO Friday, you sexy beast! Come over here and give me a hug. (tries to slip Friday the tongue, gets slapped in the face)
"Well, I could play with "tits" but I'm not sure if I want to." - me, pondering my next move in Scrabble
Saw a "Try our new Butter Chicken" sign this morning. No, Quiznos. BAD. *slaps butter chicken to the floor*
Broke my self-imposed coffee fast, had a cup and I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE. I l-l-l-love you all.
Watched a bad movie that was a morality tale masquerading as a romcom. If you have a chance to cheat on your husband with Adam Scott, DO IT.
You know it's Spring when you see a small, delicate robin's egg in the road. Or maybe it was a Cadbury mini egg. I don't know. SPRING!
Starting to get a headache ... going to self-medicate with coffee and mini eggs. It's scientifically proven.
There is a big bowl of mashed potatoes in the fridge at work. Is that ... someone's ... lunch?
"All I want to do is go home and curl up under a blanket of birds." - me, after two strong cocktails
The World Health Organization lowered the recommended intake of sugar to 6 teaspoons a day. In related news, I'm fucked.
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