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R.I.P. 2014 (2014 - 2014)
R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)
Starbucks coffee is disgusting. First of all it tastes like soap, second of all u have to get it from dispensers in the BATHROOM????
Every truck is a food truck if you're a cannibal
Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads
There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house
By the time he was my age, Lee Harvey Oswald had already shot a PRESIDENT. i haven't even shot a normal person
At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose
Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful.
girl are u my neighbor's wifi? cuz u have a stupid name and im having trouble connecting
The reason football players wear helmets is to stop them from kissing
R.I.P. 2011 (2011-2011)
Nancy Grace is what would happen if a Caps Lock key came to life
WHY was Mario Kart not called "Mario Speedwagon"
This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking.
Women are like snowflakes: they can't drive
The reason bad things happen everywhere in America is that everywhere is an ancient Indian burial ground
Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll
it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
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