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Congrats to Oprah! Just heard she made the cover of next month's O Magazine!!

"Emancip8or Boi" by Aberil Lavincoln

To all you fathers out there - hold on tight to your masking tapes. You never know when they're gonna go missing. <3 <3 <3

Doing a little late Father's Day shopping. Do they sell "World's 5,389,462,470th Greatest Dad" mugs?

My perfect heaven: you die and fall into a field full of Post-It Notes upon which are written every idea you've ever forgotten to write down

DAMN it I just painted an amazing picture but accidentally painted a lens cap over the whole thing

ARBEIT MACHT FREI (Sponsored Tweet)

I just bought the NSA's new app, Nineteen-Eighty-Foursquare

Leaving my body to religion

I AM BECOME DEATH THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS (Sponsored Tweet)

Game of Thrones fans, I wrote this a million years ago but it's still valid I think!!:  http://bit.ly/ksdL9J 

"Hodor" - Hodor

You'd never guess but my Tom's are the poor people pair

Las Vegas is what would happen if a spam filter came to life

THIS IS THE ONLY VINE I'M GONNA EVER DO SO U BETTER LIKE IT!!!!!!!  https://vine.co/v/b3wtHt7W0iV 

I can't sleep because when I wake up it's gonna be Throwback Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!

I call my vagina Denny's because seniors eat free on Tuesdays

You know what they say: big feet, tiny clown car

If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and kill Hitler and all of the Jews and gypsies and gay people