I am Deanlighted to announce I am returning to COMMUNITY for season 4. Cool cool very cool.

This bite guard I wear to bed really protects against grinding. Of any sort.

Some people think there are a lot of synonyms for the word "irreplaceable." I don't.

Based on a quick scan of your finale comments, I deserve to be either fired or made showrunner. Good news: at this show, you can do both!

My sister goes to MIT and was on campus during the shooting. She's okay, but the next person who tries to defend gun rights to me won't be.

Tomorrow I start my new job writing for MODERN FAMILY. I'm excited and scared to start this new... well, everything.  http://redd.it/15v5nn 

COMMUNITY season finale tonight. Twice the @joelmchale and half the shirts. That's the @meganganz guarantee.

This... is by far the darkest timeline.

I hope heaven is just @rashistvugly in an endless series of costumes.

It's in my handwriting too. #sixseasonsandamovie RT @meganganz nice #Community Easter egg. @nbccommunity pic.twitter.com/c8jKc1fb3a

I would describe my sexual prowess as "still in its original packaging."

#fourseasonsandadoctorwhocrossover

Looks like February 7th is the new October 19th. #fourseasonsandanairdate

Mitt Romney, upon hearing about Obama on Reddit: "I have also read it, whatever it is. I have read it all the time. Youth!"

Maybe, just to be extra EXTRA safe, we should stop selling guns to people who are scared of lightweight cotton jackets.

#deleted6 #TimelineBattle pic.twitter.com/1wxXb2Eppd

"Ah ha!" -- guy who just figured out palindromes

The Voice should be renamed "So You Think You Don't Like Adam Levine, But You Do."

Delmar: The Life, The Legend. http://t.co/7dLO9481

A bunch of the COMMUNITY s4 writers are doing an AMA this week at this now hilariously random time: Friday at 8:30pm EST. Join us!