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"said no one ever" - everyone ever
"And I was like, Baby, baby, baby." - Justin Bieber, an artist.
You are all April tools.
"Hon, did you pack your water shoes?" - Mom, getting ready for a couple's vacation & also summing up what 28 years of marriage looks like.
A nice person just told me that SU is the Ivy League of upstate NY, & I was like, Yeah, yeah, definitely. Except for, you know... Cornell.
@NewhouseSU / @SyracuseU mag grad. Writing for @HuffPostWeird @HuffPostCrime. High-fiving a million angels.