This. RT @jetscott: Google Reader is to Twitter as a well-labeled filing cabinet is to a bag of insane cats.

On August 1, MTV will be 30 yrs old. Feels like 20 yrs since they've played VIDEOS. Sheesh. [waves cane, yells at kids to get off her lawn]

@toure very easy for someone in the room to open up his Twitter app and send out a message. Hm.

I’m Megran Brossard. :) RT @sirensongs: My NPR Name is Carolinke Greutli-Laager @marilyn_res @dap99

Way to go, NBC! Saudi Arabia sends 2 women to the Olympics and you can’t get EITHER of them on camera as they enter the stadium? #NBCfail

70? 70?!? Can’t be! RT @lettersofnote: There's clearly a mistake on Wikipedia. It's telling me that Harrison Ford turns 70 today.

As Obama hit what was obviously the end of his #SOTU speech, Jeremy fired up Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA." Reader, I married him.

OK, possibly stupid question: could #ows protestors occupy Zuccotti Park in shifts & create off-site encampment for sleeping, etc?

RT @borowitzreport Here's my idea of a heartwarming a story: a homeless man with no special talent gets our compassion anyway.

I wish him all the success. RT @vulture: Rick Moranis is ready to be part of your world again.  http://vult.re/11lpJXF  #rickmoranis

BRING THE POTTY SEAT INTO THE RESTROOM FFS. RT @gothamist: Photo: Is It Okay To Potty Train Your Kid @ A Restaurant?
 http://gothamist.com/2013/04/10/photo_pooping_at_outdoor_cafe_is_ho.php …

1 of many reasons I left. RT @nytmetro: NYC Schools Struggle to Separate the Gifted from the Just Well-Prepared  http://nyti.ms/12ZabDH 

Caveat emptor. RT @lostinhistory: Google is giving you a public Google+ acct whether you want it or not  http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324731304578193781852024980.html?mod=WSJ_hps_LEFTTopStories#printMode …

Saw this @ a local shop & laughed my ass off. “Nut Liquor!” I exclaimed. J replied, “HOW old are you?” “Apparently 14!”  http://twitpic.com/bqjhsp 

A coworker used “Panic” as her email subject line. Ever since, my inner soundtrack’s been, “hang the DJ, hang the DJ…”

+1 RT @bunkosquad: Once again: if I get killed in a gun massacre, you have my ABSOLUTE PERMISSION to politicize the hell out of my death

Time to bake some garam masala sugar cookies. Why? Why the heck not?

We moved to the suburbs for the quality of life. pic.twitter.com/aHSnkfPs

Calling @oatmeal… RT @laughingsquid: Sriracha Ice Cream Sandwiches http://t.co/5BTClbQQ @theglutlife

Secoded. #coffee #morecoffee #seriouslywhereismycoffee RT @yoyology: This. Forever this. http://t.co/S0MEM0HG