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Day 46 of no longer being relevant went splendidly
Not sure if I should call 911 or snap chat the dead body I just found
list of handy secret agent skills to have: walking into a room and locating every hidden camera in the first minute.
Like so fucking much. I want to shoot it up & feel the warm marinara sauce & decadent cheese flow through my veins until it warms my body
I want pizza so bad. Like past the point of just eating it.
sext: sup Amanda, this is Drake.
slow shots like a real alcoholic
time to goob out on some superjail
the louder person in an argument never wins
Vices: cigarettes, animals, sunshine
Not sure if eating Indian food the night before I'm finally going to get laid was the best decision...