@anncurry my first time witnessing someone else doing #26acts. It really is spreading! pic.twitter.com/T7YTz07J

Wonder when this war between North Korea and CNN will end

Hes going in circles purposely so she cant stick to her rehearsed story shes practiced for 5 years #JodiArias

There isn't a problem out there that can't be fixed with a dance party

If being gay is a choice that means being straight is a choice. Could you see yourself being in love with the same sex but 'choose' not to?

Don't thank me if I star your tweet. I don't do it to help you. I do it so I can read them later and laugh. Its a very selfish act really.

"Now sit here and color like a good girl while mommys in this meeting" -Jennifer to #jodiarias

Is #JuanMartinez rubbing off on anyone else? #jodiarias

Me: want me to come?
Them: i dont care
Me: YES OR NO

😳

If you think tellin me youre an architect is going to impress me think again. Unless you put gargoyles on the buildings. Thats fuckin sweet

I wouldnt be surprised if Dr. Samuels was found dead in his hotel room beside an empty bottle of whiskey tomorrow morning. #JodiArias

Fuck hope.

At my grandpas 84th birthday "party." Ill be offering a cash reward to whoever finds my mind when this is all said and done.

Who else is excited that they officially discovered they are more intelligent than a doctor and two defense attorneys today? 🙋 #jodiarias

Day drinking is my favorite kind of drinking. And my favorite kind of daying.

You had me at "stuffed crust."

No happy earthday for #jodiarias. She litters. Guns and knives arent biodegradable j dawg.

You can say the world is goin to shit but man the video of people running TOWARD the explosions to help strangers is just plain incredible.

Starting to think Travis Alexander stabbed himself to death good lord. #JodiArias

Dont just exist guys. Live.

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! #jodiarias