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The crew came to pick me up at the dinghy dock. Ev hands me a cup of wine & says "Hi mom! Here's some wine so people will like you." 😯😐😂
Motherhood has made me question my sanity.
Why isn't there a laundry emoji? This is pretty relevant to my life, there really ought to be one.
"My babies aren't babies anymore. I think it's time to make another one." Says the man who sleeps through the night & eats hot meals.
Hey Husband! I ate all the chocolate cake so you wouldn't be tempted to eat all the chocolate cake. Really I did you a favor it was gross.
Todays been a day of light! The solar panels are up&running, caught fireflies w the family, waters alive w bioluminescence, & so many stars!
Kids in the morning: Imagination! Joy! Fun! Endless possibilities!
Me in the morning: grumble grumble coffee punch everyone
"Mom! Guess what?! An act of true love thawed Anna's frozen heart! And it wasn't even a man! Who even needs a man?" -Evelyn, age 4
"Mom, why was 6 afraid of 7?"
"I don't know Ev, why?"
"Because all the numbers! Hahaha!!"
Add that to the list of things I meant to google and not twitter
It's all fun & games until somebody eats the art supplies.
Ev: "Why is she sad mom?"
Me: "Just some grownup stuff, sweetie."
Ev: "She got fruit stuck in her teeth again!? Oh maaaaaan!"