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Motherhood has made me question my sanity.
"My babies aren't babies anymore. I think it's time to make another one." Says the man who sleeps through the night & eats hot meals.
Why isn't there a laundry emoji? This is pretty relevant to my life, there really ought to be one.
Bourbon & cherry Coke, because I'm a girl.
shutting down cell service to prevent a protest? not awesome. hacking in the name of civil rights? def awesome. totally intrigued by #opBART
It's all fun & games until somebody eats the art supplies.
Ev: "Why is she sad mom?"
Me: "Just some grownup stuff, sweetie."
Ev: "She got fruit stuck in her teeth again!? Oh maaaaaan!"
Sometimes I really miss sleep and pooping in peace and not sharing my snack.
Ev to Siri: "send text message to my mommy *pause* Fuzzball is pooping *pause* question mark."
430a panic attack because I cannot find Ev ANYWHERE... then Claude reminds me she's at his mom's for a sleepover.
We can spend $569,000 EACH on 110 missiles to bomb another country, but we don't have any money for NPR, PBS, or PP. C'mon guys, priorities.
"What'd you say, Ev?"
"I said 'dammit,' mom."
"Why did you say that? Do you know what it means?"
"It means tuba in Spanish!"
@cnix's first mate. mom to two tiny humans. lover of arts & crafts, sci-fi, and coffee. boat hippie.