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Motherhood has made me question my sanity.
Todays been a day of light! The solar panels are up&running, caught fireflies w the family, waters alive w bioluminescence, & so many stars!
"My babies aren't babies anymore. I think it's time to make another one." Says the man who sleeps through the night & eats hot meals.
Why isn't there a laundry emoji? This is pretty relevant to my life, there really ought to be one.
Bourbon & cherry Coke, because I'm a girl.
shutting down cell service to prevent a protest? not awesome. hacking in the name of civil rights? def awesome. totally intrigued by #opBART
"Mom, why was 6 afraid of 7?"
"I don't know Ev, why?"
"Because all the numbers! Hahaha!!"
Add that to the list of things I meant to google and not twitter
It's all fun & games until somebody eats the art supplies.
Ev: "Why is she sad mom?"
Me: "Just some grownup stuff, sweetie."
Ev: "She got fruit stuck in her teeth again!? Oh maaaaaan!"
Sometimes I really miss sleep and pooping in peace and not sharing my snack.
Ev to Siri: "send text message to my mommy *pause* Fuzzball is pooping *pause* question mark."
The Nauti Mominatrix ⛵ An experiment in self-sustainability, the kindness of strangers, and raising two tiny humans.