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Motherhood has made me question my sanity.
"My babies aren't babies anymore. I think it's time to make another one." Says the man who sleeps through the night & eats hot meals.
Todays been a day of light! The solar panels are up&running, caught fireflies w the family, waters alive w bioluminescence, & so many stars!
Why isn't there a laundry emoji? This is pretty relevant to my life, there really ought to be one.
"Mom! Guess what?! An act of true love thawed Anna's frozen heart! And it wasn't even a man! Who even needs a man?" -Evelyn, age 4
"Mom, why was 6 afraid of 7?"
"I don't know Ev, why?"
"Because all the numbers! Hahaha!!"
Add that to the list of things I meant to google and not twitter
It's all fun & games until somebody eats the art supplies.
Ev: "Why is she sad mom?"
Me: "Just some grownup stuff, sweetie."
Ev: "She got fruit stuck in her teeth again!? Oh maaaaaan!"
I am still very unhappy with the way they ended Lost.
Bourbon & cherry Coke, because I'm a girl.
The Nauti Mominatrix ⛵ An experiment in self-sustainability, the kindness of strangers, and raising two tiny humans.