Literally uttered "I don't know if I can watch this anymore" during #BatesMotel. Then just went ahead and kept on watching.

No better feeling than a really good sneeze.

Obama makes stop at Iowa State Fair and crowd chants "FOUR MORE BEERS" http://t.co/TDoP0FaJ

NOO I followed someone yesterday so I wouldn't be following 666 anymore. Now it's back to Satan's number.

#Oklahoma tornado survivor finds her dog!!! Can't stop crying  http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50147264n&tag=api …

Can't put down Ender's Game!! Heard the trailer has spoilers so I'm waiting to watch. #books #reading #addicted

I'm at @pike_place Market (Seattle, WA) w/ 4 others  http://4sq.com/YF62q5 

#Gatsby was fabulous! Can't wait to see it again. Stunning, engaging and surprisingly true to the book. #movies

I consider myself a feminist but I didn't think Seth MacFarlane was misogynistic at all last night. Just hilarious. #Oscars

We got a kitty! Her name is Clementine  http://instagr.am/p/UAeW7ax9xs/ 

Super weird and funny cheap Halloween costume ideas -->  http://www.essortment.com/halloween-costume-ideas-50-funny-ideas-52248.html … the fried egg might be my favorite so far

To quote Jennifer Lawrence, #debate Round 2 has me nervous like a "chihuahua when it gets excited and it shakes and it pees."

"That's who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of." - John Green #quotes

Nora Ephron might not have invented the rom-com, but she helped perfect it. She's legendary.

RT @harrypotterish: Do you play Quidditch? Because you look like a Keeper. #HarryPotterChatUpLines

Frying tortillas- http://t.co/mz8e5UcL

Just bought a Mega Millions ticket. I've never felt so dumb....or so full of hope

The McRib gives me shivers with its grossness

@yoyoha you are seriously hilarious

RT @wafflesgirls: sharpay is probably at lava springs right now