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the riff in this charming man plays on a never ending loop in my head
i cannot function today
I honestly think it's impossible to balance school, work, friends, family, a relationship, exercise and sleep all in one life.
I think the best part of tattooing your boyfriend or girlfriends name on your body is the fact that you'll literally never regret it
i just get really weird at night
Must be a penis-size thing. People assume when white people date black men they're looking for a sex toy rather than a human being.
70% of Twitter users have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend… RT if you love food.
when 30+ aged couples grind against each other..and you think 'why dont you just go home and fuck though?'
You put the lime in the coconut, then choke on it and die.
Apparently a boy found out his gf cheated on him and he logged into her ucas track and declined all her offers. LOOOOL!! 😂😂👏👏
tired 100% of the time
Is it possible to miss someone you've never even met
Another precious Saturday off, someone do something with me?
If you can think of a way to possibly sum me up in 160 characters, let me know 'cause I'm struggling.