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"before Drake started saying YOLO, did y'all think you could live twice or something?"
It's sad to think that in today's times 90 kids died because of their political stance.
Apparently on Monday Nickelodeon are beginning production on new episodes of Rocket Power, Rugrats and Hey Arnold. How exciting! :)
"dumpin' stacey coz her mums da 1"
I miss waking up in the middle of the night listening to aboriginal music, and realising I had missed uncle Pete read the news HAHAHA.
i cant afford a headstone, i just chucked her in a pool of coke im hoping she dissolves.
The girl sitting across from me has painted a faux-toe nail on top of a bandaid, some people.
Hump day is obviously already too much for the guy drinking an extra dry on the train at half past nine.
My face is covered in glitter from a dress I didn't even buy & I'm just hoping people aren't noticing, thinking I'm still not over twilight.
Just spent $30 on shit for Easter and I only bought like 100 grams of chocolate, I've finally realised I care too much about minor details 😟
Standing in line behind first years comparing how their folders are organised, SHUT UP YOU'LL BE SKIPPING CLASS IN A WEEK.
I've strung Beyonce on the end of my soundwave and fall out boy playlist in the hope that she'll say she's coming to Australia quicker.
Last time I went for a morning walk I was sunburnt for the next week, today I saw a crow eating another bird. This is why I don't exercise.
Bank statements are such a waste of paper, if I wanted 7 pages worth of mc donald's transactions I would ask.
"Cory Daniel H, awwww he's kinda cute" - Georgia. Fuck.
As if the Raby walker is still roaming at 1am, drop dead ya junkies.
Yesterday I saw that a girl I went to high school with was engaged, I'm now looking at a girl I went to primary school with's baby shower...
Somebody come watch Not Suitable for Children with me.