This is why they closed Lake Shore Drive last night. http://t.co/BpLXBBWN

No one warned me about the cramping that would accompany my ovaries high fiving each other over Obama, winning it for the girls.

The Amazon reviews for Pepper Spray are pretty fantastic. http://t.co/LLTX1xfp

“You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance as opposed to her ideas isn’t doing anyone any favors.” ~ Hillary Clinton

“I am not the woman president of Harvard, I am the President of Harvard.”
Drew Faust

Teaching my children to be socialist by forcing them to share the snack bowl of apple slices while watching PBS.

There is something very wrong with a culture that trains girls to define themselves by their sexual appeal and then punishes them for it.

Daughter rushed into the bathroom and put a tube of toothpaste under her brother's pee stream. Welcome to Tuesday. Don't have kids.

Him: "Mom. what's a strip club?"
Me: "It's where some grown-ups pay other grown-ups to get naked and dance around."
Him: "That's insane."

Sexual Assault Prevention Tips: http://t.co/jOI1DSKQ (Ladies and Gentlemen, please share with everyone you know) via: @thedroid3

We're all geniuses but most of us are too stupid to realize it.

"If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong damn room." - Delois Porter

BREAKING: 1st U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals rules Defense of Marriage Act Unconstitutional! http://t.co/LlkjqlfJ

PS. It's ok to hold yourself apart from organizations that don't align w/your values, even when you know and like the people who run them.

"If any other plague was leaving piles of dead [children's] bodies all over the country, we'd figure it out." David Carr on #guncontrol

Best Facebook status pretty much ever: http://t.co/8YXgNO7y via @cateowen

New Tradition: Find the midpoint between you and your best friend's birthday. On that day, celebrate each other together.

Sapiosexual : (sā-pē-ō-sĕk-shü-ăl) (n.) A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use. [talk nerdy to me]

Smart people sound like crazy people to dumb people.

Woman in line behind me at Trader Joes bought my groceries and said, "It's Thanksgiving, pass it on."