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Kids next door are either watching an obese person roll around on bubble wrap or setting off firecrackers. From the laughs, I guess fat guy.
This 6 y.o. is obsessed w/ marriage. "She gonna marry him?" "He gonna marry her?" "Are they married?" It's like a mini version of my mother.
Wore sweatpants and sneakers, a cute tee & a denim jacket to work today. It's a slippery slope into full-on bag lady, but IT IS GLORIOUS.
If these stars don't start sticking, I'm breaking out the masking tape. And then you'll be sorry. And by you I mean me. Also my monitor.
They should just change the name of this 'I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant' show to 'Girls Who Learned The Rhythm Method Doesn't Work'.
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Some guy somewhere is gonna be sad when he finds out Born into Brothels isn't what he thinks it is.
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So. Netflix queue got switched with somebody else's... just got Inside Deep Throat in the mail. And Caligula. WTF?? #wishiwasjoking
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Does this completely unexpected enjoyment of the Star Trek movie make me look like a tremendous dork? How about *without* the Vulcan sign?
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