is it okay to re-gift a used vibrator?

is making your infant grandchild dance gangnam style a form of child abuse?

i love introducing "the aristocrats" without any explanation. the looks of horror... if you make it to the end, we'll be friends forever.

@kirstiealley @carolefrenche choosing not to vote is like sitting in a restaurant and hoping somebody feeds you. #election2012

music writing. music writing. music writing. music writing. music writing. music writing. music writing. music writing. music writing.

when all else fails, take a shit. you'll probably feel better.

you think i just punched you in the face. i just saved you from the invisible man trying to eye-fuck you.

thanks and welcome to my new followers. appreciate it. now fucking entertain me.

well i better write a big fat motherfucking hit song.

WWCWD = what would christopher walken do?

fuck new years resolutions. i'm already perfect.

@mdknightbabe @thefallenwoman ana has the talent of madonna in her pinky toe.

that moment when you walk into the closet for a coat and realize you need a bulldozer. by closet i mean bathroom. by bulldozer i mean poop.

too many rules to break.

how about five more likes and i'll make the new track downloadable? spread the word!

#FF @ssraven @gothesque_ @rnscom @seanbesty @mahafsoun @lstrwitherspoon @socerkidd13 @PoetsOfTheDead @ebmradio @dhradio @truelovelis yer mom

#ff @crookedwoman83 @socerkidd13 @dgcomicart @jakeduarte43 @paper_parachute @cherribombband @waxploitation @poetsofthedeed @radiantcollapse

i need a desk. a sleek desk. needs to be a dual operational desk. half music workstation, half work workstation. quad monitor set up. etc.

if you were ever born and don't care that i fucking cuss, #ff #follow me and gain one fucking follower. oh yeah, fuck you.

melodywhore and ana lovelis - together again? melodywhore - brknsoul (feat. ana lovelis)  http://soundcloud.com/melodywhore/melodywhore-brknsoul-feat-ana … on #SoundCloud