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Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Maybe buying those early
Was a bad idea
Why couldn't the Grey Cup wager be exchanging mayors...
Love means acting like you never saw a picture of a cat on an invisible bike before when they send it to you
Today's International Woman's Day. It's designed as a test: if someone complains there's no International Men's Day they fail
Just awoke from a dream where Twilight Sparkle was showing Pinkie Pie how to clear her Google search history #wut #mylittleprivacy
Dj LENSFLARE and TYPEFACE with costars RANDOM SWOOSH and CHAOTIC GRADIENT ft. HOT CHICK STOCKPHOTO #everynightclubflyerever
Just walked by a pair of snails I walked past already on my way to work. Persistant lil' sex fiends, ain't they...
Tempted to go to speed dating to tell this one cool story to 15 people who don't know it & then refuse to have a date after
I don't really have one of these bios. I'm certain I'm biological though