@apollilaire "You are currently overdrawn in FUCKS do you wish to give a FUCK y/n"


naw not worth going into fuckdebt

@vinceness it's a little weird already tbh

I spotted that error RT @kerri9494: This is, quite possibly, the best New York Times correction in history. http://t.co/uRgsAK8o #brony

Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Maybe buying those early
Was a bad idea

@apollilaire here's the mail it never fails it makes me want to wag my tail when it comes I want to wail MAIL

Why couldn't the Grey Cup wager be exchanging mayors...

RT @matthiasrascher: Beautiful photo: A tiny mantis larva in an American poppy flower.  http://j.mp/TSdRUG 

When sweeping for mines, the ground does not display large numbers #GlobeEditorial

Oh man early @vinceness spine this week cont. @castinemachine I forgot (load more tweets) (load more tweets) (load more twee

Got part of the way through @auntiepixelante 's book & stopped to download Twine. Oh dear, be back in a few weeks I guess #games

Had a disturbing dream where @auntiepixelante & @daphaknee broke up so Daphy could be a detective dominatrix. Wut?

Love means acting like you never saw a picture of a cat on an invisible bike before when they send it to you

Today's International Woman's Day. It's designed as a test: if someone complains there's no International Men's Day they fail

Just awoke from a dream where Twilight Sparkle was showing Pinkie Pie how to clear her Google search history #wut #mylittleprivacy

Dj LENSFLARE and TYPEFACE with costars RANDOM SWOOSH and CHAOTIC GRADIENT ft. HOT CHICK STOCKPHOTO #everynightclubflyerever

@aliendovecote Not my thoomb, it's too enquorged! *blush*

Just walked by a pair of snails I walked past already on my way to work. Persistant lil' sex fiends, ain't they...

Tempted to go to speed dating to tell this one cool story to 15 people who don't know it & then refuse to have a date after

Twilight Sparkle, Elder God  http://fav.me/d5w1by6  CC @egypturnash , @neogeen , @martianempress

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