Excellent.  http://www.ismytwitterpasswordsecure.com/ 

My scanner would not scan because the printer was out of ink. One of us doesn't understand how scanning works and I don't think it's me.

So @freshbooks got me a present for five years of service. This is probably the only #MLP gong in the world:  http://twitpic.com/cettlm 

It would be more encouraging if the project mgmt course stuck to schedule.

I don't understand hockey.  http://25.media.tumblr.com/27aef38f2cffabfc605c6cebca1930e9/tumblr_mlucroMLEQ1rcs3tbo1_500.gif …

There are 1,698 wp-config.php files committed to public github repos. Welp.

@rands Actually I'm reading reddit.

If you can't decide between two things, flip a coin; ignore how it lands, but instead notice how you hoped it would land while in the air.

amazon: "rate your marketplace seller!" me: "okay! 5/5 on everything!" amazon: "error: you left the comment field empty" me: *closes window*

man, FreshBooks got big. #fb  http://twitpic.com/ck9uq8 

SPOILER: Twilight Sparkle becomes the new pope #alicorn #mlp

Thus have I heard: The Hungarian idiom for "not my problem" is "nie moj cyrk, nie moje malpy" -- "not my circus, not my monkey".

Sitting on a cafe patio in a t-shirt in January in Canada wtf.

realized my rule of thumb for close colleagues is "Can I replace the default LinkedIn message with the word 'COCKS' and they'll understand?"

guy on subway talking about his Palladium boots: "Yeah, they made boots for the Israeli army in World War Two."

Did you know Eden Foods is suing the US Government over the birth control requirements of Obamacare?  http://www.salon.com/2013/04/11/organic_eden_foods_quiet_right_wing_agenda/ …

The Weather Network calls their ultralocal forecast "pointcast". That word was not ready for reuse.

pinkie pie what are you doing  http://instagr.am/p/Snj0JBH04Y/ 

I have to say, I really enjoy the "type something into jabber -> hear laughter from somewhere else in the office" thing.

Searching  http://bit.ly/Qjfrl8  for "Twilight Sparkle" has amused me more than it should.