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My scanner would not scan because the printer was out of ink. One of us doesn't understand how scanning works and I don't think it's me.
It would be more encouraging if the project mgmt course stuck to schedule.
I don't understand hockey. http://25.media.tumblr.com/27aef38f2cffabfc605c6cebca1930e9/tumblr_mlucroMLEQ1rcs3tbo1_500.gif …
There are 1,698 wp-config.php files committed to public github repos. Welp.
If you can't decide between two things, flip a coin; ignore how it lands, but instead notice how you hoped it would land while in the air.
amazon: "rate your marketplace seller!" me: "okay! 5/5 on everything!" amazon: "error: you left the comment field empty" me: *closes window*
Thus have I heard: The Hungarian idiom for "not my problem" is "nie moj cyrk, nie moje malpy" -- "not my circus, not my monkey".
Sitting on a cafe patio in a t-shirt in January in Canada wtf.
realized my rule of thumb for close colleagues is "Can I replace the default LinkedIn message with the word 'COCKS' and they'll understand?"
guy on subway talking about his Palladium boots: "Yeah, they made boots for the Israeli army in World War Two."
Did you know Eden Foods is suing the US Government over the birth control requirements of Obamacare? http://www.salon.com/2013/04/11/organic_eden_foods_quiet_right_wing_agenda/ …
The Weather Network calls their ultralocal forecast "pointcast". That word was not ready for reuse.
I have to say, I really enjoy the "type something into jabber -> hear laughter from somewhere else in the office" thing.