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If you don't have a deep burning hatred for mosquitoes, I guarantee you've never lived in the southern area of the US during the summer.
I cannot handle this dude in the passenger seat of this shitty Civic trying to holla at me. It's like TLC wrote that song for no reason.
If anyone out there is suicidal, do us all a favor and take the Westboro Baptist Church out with you. Also Ann Coulter, just for funzies.
/looks at candles "Are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire?"
Even better: http://transsoberidentity.tumblr.com/post/64878124980/appropriation-of-identity … Oh definitely my new favorite Tumblr.
This is officially my favorite AMA of all time ever. Thanks for the laughs @gregsestero. #hahahawhatastoryMark http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1nbna6/oh_hai_mark_greg_sestero_mark_from_the_room_here/ …
Dying to the second stage of the rebel flagship on a 1.5 hour run because of lack of missiles. Goddamn I fucking love/hate FTL.
Lure teenagers into a house to meet "older" girls/boys, when they show up the person is actually their age, and then they go on a date.
Goddammit iPhone, "both" is a word. Stop autocorrecting it to "Borg." How nerdy do you think I am, exactly?
So Jimmy Wilson, if you're out there, Longhorn Steakhouse in Rock Hill is looking for you.
So when is Kanye's new album coming out because I'm done with all of the music I own right now
I am a creature of chemicals. I play a lot of video games. I scream at the TV when football is on. Rilo Kiley wrote The Frug about me.