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Man, nothing ruins a show faster than people in the fanbase telling you exactly how you should enjoy it.
I just saw a van with a sign on back that said "patience please, cakes on board."
... I'm gonna hijack it.
I've watched John Mulaney's New In Town special about 1000 times but I still laugh every time.
Just had to lay down my karaoke rules for this lady. I only do boy bands, 90s shit rock, and Baby Got Back.
"Azerbaijan President Declares War With Armenia Via Twitter"
What a time to be alive.
Yet again, German shows its potential as a good fourth language (I really need to learn Spanish for my third).
I've reached new levels of laziness. Briefly considered getting a boyfriend just so I don't have to take my own pants off.
If you deserved my job, you'd have it. 😘
"ALS ice bucket challenge co-founder Corey Griffin, 27, drowns"
Reminds me of how the Segway company owner died.
"Women Now Make Up Almost Half of Gamers: Adult Women Gamers Now More Numerous Than Under-18 Boys"
Unfortunately, it's not as simple as "ask for help" when you struggle to even get out of bed every day.
Attn 2016 candidates: I will vote for any politician who makes ignoring my "no soliciting" sign punishable by one million years dungeon.
The point here is that I'm losing my mind I guess.
I officially have an interview with a very large company that rhymes with KG Plorgan tomorrow and I'm crazy nervous fuuuuuckkkkk
STEVE BOUGHT ME SOME MARGHERITA PIZZA TODAY AND I LEFT IT IN THE FRIDGE AT WORK GODDAMMIT
I think you can learn a lot about a person by asking who their favorite Nuclear Throne character is.
Also Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Goddamn I need to go on an Adult Swim bender like, yesterday.
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