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Man, nothing ruins a show faster than people in the fanbase telling you exactly how you should enjoy it.
I just saw a van with a sign on back that said "patience please, cakes on board."
... I'm gonna hijack it.
I've watched John Mulaney's New In Town special about 1000 times but I still laugh every time.
Just had to lay down my karaoke rules for this lady. I only do boy bands, 90s shit rock, and Baby Got Back.
"Azerbaijan President Declares War With Armenia Via Twitter"
What a time to be alive.
Yet again, German shows its potential as a good fourth language (I really need to learn Spanish for my third).
I've reached new levels of laziness. Briefly considered getting a boyfriend just so I don't have to take my own pants off.
If you deserved my job, you'd have it. 😘
"ALS ice bucket challenge co-founder Corey Griffin, 27, drowns"
Reminds me of how the Segway company owner died.
"Women Now Make Up Almost Half of Gamers: Adult Women Gamers Now More Numerous Than Under-18 Boys"
Unfortunately, it's not as simple as "ask for help" when you struggle to even get out of bed every day.
Attn 2016 candidates: I will vote for any politician who makes ignoring my "no soliciting" sign punishable by one million years dungeon.
The point here is that I'm losing my mind I guess.
I officially have an interview with a very large company that rhymes with KG Plorgan tomorrow and I'm crazy nervous fuuuuuckkkkk
One of my coworkers got me the digital GS cookie hookup. Thin Mints for days motherfuckerssssssssss
My ex-crush is working today and my sandwich is stale. Thanks Obama.
I can't listen to any of my goddamn music because I am so emotionally fucked up that it all sounds like shit and just... fuck everything.
25. Professional art framer, lazy knitter, rabid about gaming, horror expert, football enthusiast, fan of hip hop & indie rock, turning my puff into tuff.
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