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Man, nothing ruins a show faster than people in the fanbase telling you exactly how you should enjoy it.
I just saw a van with a sign on back that said "patience please, cakes on board."
... I'm gonna hijack it.
I've watched John Mulaney's New In Town special about 1000 times but I still laugh every time.
Just had to lay down my karaoke rules for this lady. I only do boy bands, 90s shit rock, and Baby Got Back.
"Azerbaijan President Declares War With Armenia Via Twitter"
What a time to be alive.
Yet again, German shows its potential as a good fourth language (I really need to learn Spanish for my third).
"ALS ice bucket challenge co-founder Corey Griffin, 27, drowns"
Reminds me of how the Segway company owner died.
"Women Now Make Up Almost Half of Gamers: Adult Women Gamers Now More Numerous Than Under-18 Boys"
Unfortunately, it's not as simple as "ask for help" when you struggle to even get out of bed every day.
Attn 2016 candidates: I will vote for any politician who makes ignoring my "no soliciting" sign punishable by one million years dungeon.
The point here is that I'm losing my mind I guess.
I officially have an interview with a very large company that rhymes with KG Plorgan tomorrow and I'm crazy nervous fuuuuuckkkkk
Definitely adding a poison ring to my Christmas wishlist.
God bless hydrocodone and pinot noir. I'm curling up under like 7 blankets for some well-deserved sleep.
And even though I closed tonight at 10:30, I open tomorrow morning! Being an adult sucks shit.
I just realized that as of Friday, I've been a vegetarian for 9 years. Dang.
'Don't kill a fetus that has no feelings or life at all, but fuck you if you think we're helping you after you squeeze it out.'
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