all this wedding hoopla just strengthens my position that all people everywhere should be able to marry.

done. RT if you have a gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgendered friend in your life that you love & accept unconditionally.

I am a straight ally and I'm #comingout for LGBT equality this National Coming Out Day. Join me! http://bit.ly/c8BvRC #comingout (via @hrc)

Still looking to sell my #blogher11 ticket, lovelies. Hit me up if you want it. (Pleeeeeeeeease!) #blogher #blogher2011

RT @jeremycowart: I have that nervous feeling after you've killed that one big bee, but also shook up the entire beehive. #yikes

i appreciate this. // If You Bully Gay Kids, This MMA Fighter Will Come to Your Door and Beat Your Ass http://bit.ly/cIGnD9

ok, guys, really. use tweetdeck. make a column that searches for your name. VOILA. rigged mentions column. #wineparty

so, um, hi. i'm back. kinda. also, i wrote a post. and it's fucking terrifying. http://t.co/V4VW5i1

I'd like to be Pippa: hot dress, overly tan, some semblance of a private life & she gets to sleep with the best man.

I have cold beer, chocolate chips & a good book. Also, I have removed my pants. The day just got infinitely better.

I like for Morgan Freeman to narrate my dreams, too.

WORLD, STOP BEING ASSHOLES. yeesh.

"let me just get back to foreign policy - can i just get back to" NO NO YOU MAY NOT BOB I NEED TO TALK BECAUSE SO THERE.

"everything great in the world comes from neurotics," says proust. "no shit," says i.

dear marketing departments and business owners, IMPACTFUL IS NOT A WORD. YOU SOUND STUPID. STOP IT. love, mer

Ok, Kirk Douglas jokes, not funny. Have some grace.

RT @walterkirn: What do you call a gay US Army officer? Sir.

RT @jasonmustian: Body scans & genital fondlings would save more lives if govt was paying for them in hospitals rather than airports.

ok, my pms has jumped the shark. the hallelujah chorus does not deserve tears. i'm a jew, damn it.

RT @kristabella @frageelay Ok, so you Republicans taking office, we all expect a complete economic turnaround in less than 2 years. Got it?